Thank You, CNN

With all the unimportant distractions like the economy, major changes to our healthcare system, unrest in Iran, a couple wars, and so on, it’s nice to see that CNN is focused on what really matters:

Psychics see magic in Michael Jackson's life

Highlights of the story include:
  • Numerologist says Michael Jackson's numbers add up to charisma
  • Paranormal professionals see Jackson as out of this world
  • Psychic believes Jackson will be reincarnated within 20 years
  • Loss of Jackson "creates a vacuum" psychic consultant says

I stand in awe. With insight like this, it’s easy to see why CNN gave itself the nickname “The Most Trusted Name in News”.