Floridiots In The News
07/26/08 18:03 Filed in: Humor
I've been noticing for a while the a lot of the
"stupid criminals" news stories seem originate in
this state. A couple recent examples come to mind.
First there is is this one out of Ocala, FL, where a bank robber used his own personal check, with his name on it, as a robbery note.
Second, and the best I've seen in quite some time, is this story (be sure to watch the video), from Deland, FL where a guy tries to use a dried up palm frond as a weapon to rob a convenience store. Besides the hilarious dialogue, weird gestures (I like the way he shakes his hand "Hey!" when the clerk touches him), putting his shirt over his head like the Bazooka Joe character, and the fact that he is shooed out with a stool, the funniest thing is of course his choice of weapon. Someone pointed out to me that even doing the old "my hand in my jacket pocket is a gun" routine would have worked better, which is a good point. I think it says something about your skills as a robber when you choose to intimidate using a real "weapon" that is less effective than an imaginary one.
Update: if you enjoyed this, Floridiots now has its own website: The Floridiot Files. Come check it out!
First there is is this one out of Ocala, FL, where a bank robber used his own personal check, with his name on it, as a robbery note.
Second, and the best I've seen in quite some time, is this story (be sure to watch the video), from Deland, FL where a guy tries to use a dried up palm frond as a weapon to rob a convenience store. Besides the hilarious dialogue, weird gestures (I like the way he shakes his hand "Hey!" when the clerk touches him), putting his shirt over his head like the Bazooka Joe character, and the fact that he is shooed out with a stool, the funniest thing is of course his choice of weapon. Someone pointed out to me that even doing the old "my hand in my jacket pocket is a gun" routine would have worked better, which is a good point. I think it says something about your skills as a robber when you choose to intimidate using a real "weapon" that is less effective than an imaginary one.
Update: if you enjoyed this, Floridiots now has its own website: The Floridiot Files. Come check it out!