He just needs a cool henchman and sexy kept woman with a double-entendre name
12/03/10 15:45 Filed in: Humor
An exile from his home country,
he's a world traveler. A charismatic fellow with a distinctive
look, he has a physical quirk, prematurely greying hair. He
wouldn't look out of place dressed in a tux at
an exclusive European casino. He has an
indeterminately European-sounding name. He speaks somewhat strangely, and
has a flair for the theatrical. His mission is to change how the
world works, redesigning it according to his own
ideals. If he succeeded in his dream, it
would massively disrupt the status quo of
international relations and global business.
He's on Interpol's most wanted
list. Governments around the world have
denounced him, and are trying to apprehend him.
He lives in secrecy, moving from country to country,
sometimes altering his appearance. And
his operation is housed in a
nuclear-bomb-proof mountain bunker.
Tell me Jullian Assange isn't a Bond movie villan?
Tell me Jullian Assange isn't a Bond movie villan?
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