And so it begins...
02/26/06 10:28 Filed in: Humor
So, the Web is coming up on 15 years
old this August. I've been on "the net" since
before that meant the Internet, back in the days
of UUCP. I once had a BITNET address. But I still had
no web presence. I was, er, virtually
nonexistant.
But PJE and others have inspired me, and now I have a blog.
It doesn't have a name. It doesn't have a graphic theme I like. It doesn't have a coherent vision of what its topic might be. But now it has a post. And you are reading it, so now it has an audience.
Hi!
So, having created an audience out of thin air for a blog with no name, no topic, and only one post... well, that's a lot for one day. Time to knock off.
I will leave you with this thought:
If the aliens are reading our email to learn more about humans, they must have come to the conclusion by now that earthlings are obsessed with the pursuit of pleasure. Further, they have learned about our three most popular forms of pleasure:
PMI-me-harder-ly yours,
Ty
(Tomorrow: A Python Quine)
But PJE and others have inspired me, and now I have a blog.
It doesn't have a name. It doesn't have a graphic theme I like. It doesn't have a coherent vision of what its topic might be. But now it has a post. And you are reading it, so now it has an audience.
Hi!
So, having created an audience out of thin air for a blog with no name, no topic, and only one post... well, that's a lot for one day. Time to knock off.
I will leave you with this thought:
If the aliens are reading our email to learn more about humans, they must have come to the conclusion by now that earthlings are obsessed with the pursuit of pleasure. Further, they have learned about our three most popular forms of pleasure:
- Sex
- Drugs
- Mortgages
PMI-me-harder-ly yours,
Ty
(Tomorrow: A Python Quine)